Top Ten things that make a Fat Girl Mad:
10. Unrealistic Reality.
You aren’t a star, you’re an idiot and I don’t want to see your goofy ass on my cable television which I have to PAY for, by the way!
Need I say more?
9. People who say they don’t diet and exercise, then start talking about their personal chef and private trainer.
Jennifer Lawrence was quoted as saying: “I don’t diet. I do exercie, but I don’t diet….I hate saying, ‘I like exercising’. I want to punch people who say that in the face. But it’s nice being in shape for a movie, because they basically do it all for you. It’s like, ‘Here’s your trainer. This is what you can eat’.”
Sweetie, I’m sorry, but that’s a diet. Oh well, at least she admitted she exercised…
8. The concept of the Fairy Tale Wedding.
Why? Because “those” dresses aren’t available in “plus” sizes, the handsome prince couldn’t pick us up if he wanted to, and we’d pop the wheels right off of that pumpkin carriage.
Thank you, Princess Fiona, for keeping it real. 
7. Which comes first the chicken or the egg?
AKA: Do you over eat because you have problems or do you have problems because you over eat? This is a classic analysis by people referred to in #9 to which I’d like to say: Yes, I’m fat. Now shut the fuck up talking to and/or about me!
6. Department stores that use bone-ass skinny models for their “women’s world” clothes.
Really, you couldn’t find a fat girl to wear that for the camera? Really!?! Cause Fat Girls are everywhere! We’re not hard to find.
This an actual photo from Dilliards Plus Size Section
A bit more realistic here. Thank you, Macy’s!
5. Fat Girl clothing that your 87 year old granny wouldn’t wear to a funeral of a someone she didn’t even like!
4. Old Navy’s “exclusively online” plus-sizes. Because Fat Girls need to try on clothes in the privacy of their own homes, right? Wrong.
Go F yourself in the A for this, Old Navy!
3. Women who post “post-baby” pics three days after giving birth as if something was terribly wrong with their body in its pregnant state.
Wait, let me guess, you did it without diet and exercise, right?
2. Cock-sucking prep boys who give you “that look” when you walk up to the bar. Like they’re terrified you might try and talk to them.
To all the over-groomed pricks all over the world, please, pay attention: This Fat Girl ain’t interested in your “kind” at all.
When I go to the bar, I’m looking for a good ol’ Fat Boy wearing either a camoflauge cap or a cowboy hat. And boots. Real boots.
And….drum roll please……
1. When the pizza box is empty!
Why? Because after dealing with all this other crap, the last thing we need it to run out of relief!
LMAO!! I was watching TV last night ant the Hardee’s commercial came on and it sooo pissed me off!
Went shopping in Macy’s a few weeks ago with my daughter-in-law who is a size 6 and she couldn’t believe the VERY small corner of women’s wear. Most of it was ugly and we found one blouse that was OK! I’m old so clothes are not that important to me but I feel sorry of the young girls who are larger than size 16. I have no idea where they get their clothes. We have a fat epidemic in this country but nobody wants to make clothes for us. So a big FU to the designers out there that want to design for the size 00 (does that mean you are invisible if you wear a 00?) !
I LOVE YOU! Thank you for posting this for all us “fluffy” gals! I AM dieting AND exercising because I HAVE to thanks to GERD and I absolutely ABHOR it, hate isn’t even a strong enough word for what I feel at having to restrict what I eat to foods with no flavor and practically no calories and then bust my @$$ half an hour or more every damned day just to drop a measly 3 lbs! I hate going clothes shopping because either I get stuck going to Lane Bryant which is overpriced, or I get “that look” when I go into a regular store with the tiny plus sized section. Its like “WTF do YOU care what size I am buying, my purchases are supporting your @$$ and you had better be kissing MINE because something tells me you are working on commission. Don’t you DARE lie to me and tell me that an outfit looks good on me when it accentuates all my problem areas because I will just walk out the door and go to Walmart with my cash”! Yes, I am a big girl, no, I don’t have issues with skinny people, I have issues with skinny people that have issues about big girls! Marilyn Monroe, who was the icon of what sexy women should look like was a size 16 when at her most popular and men drooled over her so don’t tell me that all men think uber skinny, rail thin, emaciated looking chicks are attractive.
I agree…I’m older too but I never wore a size 00 or even a 6.