Greetings and Happy Mad Fat Friday!
If anyone would like to know how mad I am right now, well let me just tell you that I’m about 75 degrees past my boiling point. For starters, I’m typing this on my iPhone because my Internet service decided to go AWOL today. Now, if you’ve ever spent more than ten minutes on a project that required Internet service only to to find out there wasn’t any, then you know exactly how mad I am right now!
And I can’t spell squat. I mean shot. No wait I meant to say shit! I think between my less-than-stellar spelling skills and this stupid-assed autocorrect, I better get off of here before I write something awful by mistake. Perhaps I should check out early today and hit up the closest happy hour before I blow a gasket over this Internet debacle.
So goodbye for today! Have a fabulous Mad Fat Friday and a crazy, insanely wonderful weekend!
Much love from the maddest Fat Girl